Mad Dug: The media is going crazy over all this Mayor Ford stuff. Anthony: I know they’ve really backed that fat fuck into a corner. Mad Dug: The hard part for us is where do we get the news from with so many options. Anthony: That’s easy, I go to Toronto News Now. Mad...
Pitch This! News AKA The Rob Ford Report
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Mad Dug: Huge News, Anthony! Torontonians are coming together to raise $200,000 to watch a video of Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Anthony: And… Mad Dug: Well, along with smoking cocaine with two Somali pirates, he cracks jokes about his ghetto football team the Don Bosco Eagles and- Anthony: – And people are paying...
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Mammoliti trades in his Ford
Mad Dug) So Councillor Mammoliti has stepped down from city council executive committee. Anthony) Will he be running for Mayor? Mad Dug) No he just wants to firm up his position in the upcoming Mayors Pet byelection.
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Breaking News: Rob Ford Ousted From City Hall
Mad Dug: Big news in Toronto today, Mayor Rob Ford has been ousted from City Hall! Anthony: It’s about time they got rid of that fat fuck. Mad Dug: Ford, however, assures Torontonians he won’t be far from City Hall. Anthony: And how does he expect to do that? Mad Dug: Well, there’s a...


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