Evil Mad Dug: Up next on AllHitZ AM, Battleship star Rihanna.
Tea Party Tony: Wouldn’t mind sinking my battleship in her black harbour
Evil Mad Dug: Dude, are you serious?
Tea Party Tony: What? Is it the sexual innuendo or the racist undertones?
Evil Mad Dug: Neither – because the phrase is ‘Sunk my battleship.’
Tea Party Tony: Evil Pitch This!