Anthony: Didja catch this video of Morgan Freeman falling asleep during an interview? Mad Dug: This award winning thespian wasn’t sleeping – he was just mirroring with actor-like precision fan reaction to his recent films.

Mad Dug: The Chinese baby who was rescued from the sewer has been returned to her grandparents. Anthony: There is still some concern for the child though among Chinese state officials due to the suspicion that Grandpa and Grandma Mario and Luigi – are hooked on mushrooms. Mad Dug: Pitch This!

Mad Dug: The trial of Darwin the Monkey hit a roadblock today. Anthony: Yes, Mad Dug, apparently defence lawyers ordered the primate to try on a glove and when it didn’t fit… Mad Dug: Anthony, I think you’re confusing it with the OJ trial last century. Anthony: You are soooo racist. Mad Dug: Pitch...

Mad Dug: Well, Anthony, CBC is planning a made-for-TV movie on the Rob Ford Crack Scandal. Anthony: I can see it now: politics, drugs, i-phones, and Somali Pirates! Mad Dug: The only problem is that with Chris Farley & Rita McNeil dead, who’s left to play tubby Mayor Rob Ford? Anthony: Uhm, they should...