Tea Party Tony: Always the bridesmaid Pippa Middleton stole the show at yet another wedding this past weekend. Evil Mad Dug: Tony, Pippa’s day will come. Tea Party Tony: Well, as long as she doesn’t go to jail for armed robbery first. Evil Mad Dug: Did you see her at Kate’s wedding? Tea Party...

Tea Party Tony: Site stats are down for the third straight quarter. Evil Mad Dug: Maybe we should change the name to Hot-Italian-Women.com Tea Party Tony: That’s racist! I’m an olive-skinned Italian Stallion, like Alyssa Milano. Evil Mad Dug: A-O, O-A! Tea Party Tony: Pitch This!

Evil Mad Dug: Debate continues in Ottawa as to whether the gov’t should fund sexy magazines like Summum. Tea Party Tony: Is that the French magazine with all the hot Quebec girls? Evil Mad Dug: Yes. You know of it? Tea Party Tony: Right, well I read it for the articles. Evil Mad Dug:...

Evil Mad Dug: Former WWE star and newly minted porn star Chyna collapsed at a porn convention over the weekend. Tea Party Tony: It’s not the first time that the Romanesque deep throater has had health scares due to her weight. Evil Mad Dug: Do you think porn is the reason she’s so heavy?...