Mad Dug: Slow news day?
Anthony: Not as slow as that fat fuck Mayor Ford’s metabolism.
Mad Dug: Well, everybody loves chicken and the Ford brothers seem to love it a little too much.
Anthony: Thought those fat fucks were on a seafood diet.
Mad Dug: Yeah – if they see food they…
Anthony: …Guzzle it down their pie/word holes.
Mad Dug: Kentucky Fry This!