Mad Dug: Anthony, did you hear that Anderson Cooper is gay?
Anthony: Yeah. like four days ago Mr. Exclusive.
Mad Dug: Is four days a long time on the Internet?
Anthony: Why do I even try with you…you just capitalized the ‘I’ in internet. Sheeh!
Mad Dug: Well like all gay men his timing is impeccable.
Anthony: What do you mean?
Mad Dug: Uh, Tom Cruise is single.
Anthony: Pitch This!